Kay, I’m going to do a tiny bit of “fangirling”

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The end of the stupidity.

Top 10 Theme Songs:
4. 21 Jump Street

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Joey: I’ve never made an important decision in my life. I always buy things in plaid because I can never decide on one color. Doug always made the important decisions. Anyway, I mean when to eat, where to move to, when to put my father in for a dry out. Wow I could use a talk with my old man right about now. I mean he’s usually so sauced he didn’t even know who I was but I could use his rotten advice right now. Do you know what I’m afraid of father? I’m afraid that if I make the wrong decision here Doug will beat the crap out of me in hell.

Father: Why do you assume you’re going to hell?

Joey: You haven’t heard my other confessions. Father, don’t think I’m a dink or anything but do you ever hear God in that little room of yours?

Father: Hear him how?

Joey: I mean if I sit here long enough will I get the right answer?

Father: You must listen to your heart.

Joey: I’d rather listen to God. I came all this way in cross town traffic.

Father: Listen to your heart.

Joey: Listen to my heart. Okay, then what?

Father: That is everything. God speaks to us through our hearts.

Joey: Yeah then how come I’ve never heard him?

Father: Perhaps because you were too busy deciding if you were going to ignore what you heard.

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Joey:Hello. Hi Dianne. Yes, yes I did call you. The beeper company tells me you’re one red hot mama looking for a good time. Uh, my name is Rod. Um, I’m clean discrete. Um, I’m a 6’2 love making machine. She hung up!

Fuller: Go Figure.